marypussypoppins:

who needs buns of steel when you have buns of cinnamon

ambisagrus:

chooooosan:

“It’s not what it seems”
(directly painted on banana with acrylic paints)

THIS IS BULLSHIT

(Source: girlwithapumpkintattoo)

grandkanye:

who the h*ck decided to spell tongue like that 

I cannot brain my situation at the moment. I’m entirely stressed out but for all the reasons that i shouldn’t be.

c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

A street I drive past every day is called ‘Anhus Street’ and is very distracting. Every few weeks, someone (I am assuming a kid) spraypaints out the ‘h’ making it read anus and then a few days later, someone (I am assuming an elderly street resident) paints the ‘h’ back in. If I was boss of the world I would change that street name legally to anus street to annoy both of them.